Letter To Obama’s Confused Campaign Staff

The following is an email I received begging me to give even MORE to our current president followed by my response. I know it was a waste of time to reply but even the most minute possibility of a computer glitch or some other event leading to my response being read by a living breathing human being working for the Obama campaign made it worthwhile.

I’ve obviously changed my personal information but everything else in the message was copied straight from Outlook which is the reason for the weird formatting.

From: Julianna Smoot, BarackObama.com
[mailto:info@barackobama.com]

Sent: Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:44 PM

To: Some Stuff Obama Shoulda Known

Subject: Replace that old sticker

Stuff  —

I love seeing 2008 bumper stickers on cars and bicycles when I travel across
the country. But as we start to see Republican gear hit the streets, what
about making sure people know you’re supporting the President in 2012?

You can do that with a 2012 campaign car magnet. Will you donate $10 or more and
we’ll send you one?

Yes, I want one.

No thanks, but I want to check out what else is in the store.

Maybe you’re wondering how putting a magnet on your car will help re-elect
the President.

When people see us out in the neighborhood showing support with our clothing,
our dog leashes, our cars, or our water bottles, it starts conversations. You
might get a chance to tell someone why you’re supporting the President, and
maybe even convince someone to sign up to volunteer.

At the very least, you’ll show everyone that you’re on the President’s team
— and you’re proud of it.

Even if a car magnet isn’t for you, the 2012 store just got stocked up with
some great new stuff. Stop by today if you haven’t in a while:

http://store.barackobama.com

I look forward to seeing you out and about with your new gear.

Thanks,

Julianna

Julianna Smoot

Deputy Campaign Manager

Obama for America

Contributions
or gifts to Obama for America are not tax deductible.

This  email was sent to: SomeStuffObamaShouldaKnown@GiveMeYourMoney.com

RESPONSE:

Are you kidding me?

Has the entire nation not been mandated to make increased “donations”
to Obama since he took office?

What happened to his claim that he would not seek a second term if it were
clear he had failed in the first term? Well? Does someone really think this
one might go into overtime?

No one and I mean NO ONE could make conservatives in droves long for
another Clinton Whitehouse the way Obama has.

BTW, I too am currently taking donations for a worthy cause. I’m
calling my cause the Help Arrogant Poor White Americans “Inadvertently”
Victimized By Obama’s Calculated Siege On The Vile And Despicable Wealthy As
The Same Are For Some Reason No Longer Hiring Fund”. It’s the
HAPWAIVBOCSOTVADWATSAFSRNLHF for short. Every little bit helps. Even a
donation as small and insignificant as one tenth of one percent of the
Solyndra payback would help more than you could imagine.

On a personal note “Ms. Smoot”, the Euro-socialist dream is over in
America. If after all we’ve been through in the past couple of years you
STILL honestly feel that endless federal entitlements and government
intrusion into every aspect of everyday life are good things I would strongly
recommend moving to Greece. Actually, I hear the uh, … weather is currently
poor in Greece. France  might be a better bet…for the time being.

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